Cartoon about Romans

Cartoon about Romans and a Jezus clone they made after stealing the Holy Grail.

Romans to some jezus clone; "You took our Empire away, and you will bring it back."

Jezus clone; "Fuck you dude, I don't know nothing about this whole thing, just leave me alone."

Romans; "You will go into the streets and preach so we can arrest you and than ship you to America so we can...

Jezus clone; "Not doing it!"

Romans; "...So we can publicly execute you in order to provoke a third world war so we don't have to pay of our nationale debt and take over Europe again."

Jezus clone; "You're done?"

Romans; "You will play your role as Jezus so we can find peace with the past and..."

Jezus clone; "I'm not playing Jezus you Larping lunatic, I'm not even religious man!"

Romans; "...find peace with the past and ressurect our wonderfull empire."     

Jezus clone; "You mean that thing that nobody enjoyed except for a bunch of sadistic inbreds that loved to watch people die in your little amfitheatres..?"

Romans; "      

Notes: 

 - Dumbass idea to get rid of criminals by "entertaining" the people with their sadistic executions and make a lot of money with those tickets that gave them access to those amfitheatres. Now you're financially motivated to create more criminals, fucking idiots. Never mind the inbreds that provoked people into doing crime so they could watch them being slaughtered. And you dare to wash your hands in innocense..? You coused most of the shit the criminals did with your retarded way of dealing with crime and you KNOW I'm right. How's that for playing Jezus, assholes.   

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